Status Updates From Bailey's Peoria Problem (Ca...

Bailey you sheared a sheep and told your friends to look up some information. You’ve done squat.

Finally getting around to reading this

Well, the author at least knows we have Steak'n'Shake in Peoria (but seems to think there's only one. The author does *not* know our reputation for community theatre, which led to an unintentionally hilarious moment for me while reading.
Also not sold on the "don't tell the adults about anything, just pray about it" thing we've got going on.

Well, I was 5 whole pages in before checking to see how many pages there were. So far the author hasn't done even the most basic of research (i.e. Peoria being a *city,* with the nearest sheep farm several miles away, or taking the 30 seconds to Google the name of the local paper).