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If you consume Epsom salts you will get diarrhea

This woman has a PhD in zoology but does not appear to have even an elementary understanding of like

Physics or chemistry

This is not how flukes work

Idk who needs to hear this but generally you do not need to worry about contracting hiv if you're not having unprotected sex

Yet again, Fasciolopsis buski is endemic to south east asia. It is not readily found in the United States. You do not have it.

None of this makes any sense so it's insane to me that anyone believes it

Nothing she is saying here makes any sense btw and it's making my brain hurt with how stupid it is

"Electronically a dead specimen is equivalent to a live specimen"

Now I am not a medical doctor but I'm pretty sure this is incorrect

Telling me to use just random ass animal organs to see if my organs are full of mystery chemicals is insane

it's a shame Hulda died before YouTube came to fruition bc this disproves her entire argument here

https://youtu.be/gH0SdnQ6aXM?si=sm4iX...

Okay but even if this worked (which it doesn't) you'd need to get a new sample of white blood cells for each test (which she doesn't have you do)

This bit is hilarious bc she's having you make two essentially identical salt water solutions and then insisting they're very different and that her machine definitely works and it isn't all just pretend

She's now telling us how to build a mystery machine she made up to pretend to diagnose ourselves with parasites that are not found in the americas

1. The skin is a barrier
2. Blaming cancer patients having cancer on them washing their hair is so gross actually

Yeah man having symptoms is just called Being Alive

This is another one where even if it worked (which it doesn't) I still wouldn't do it because it seems like a thoroughly exhausting and miserable way to live

Alright so Hulda still doesn't know what a toxicity threshold is

She is OBSESSED with milk

Woman just described the world's most boring bland ass meal and went "isn't this a delicious way to start your day?"

No girl it's unflavoured oatmeal with raisins

Tuberculosis is a bacteria. It is not a byproduct of coal. Coal dust 100% can cause lung disease but tuberculosis is not one of the diseases it causes

She is now giving advice on how to feed your cat or dog that will in fact kill your cat or dog

"Cats don't eat fruit"

This will be news to my cats

Why is she describing disordered eating ala orthorexia as healthy 😭

Hi! Both canine heartworm and loa loa are nematodes and require an anthropoid vector for transmission. You cannot get heartworm from your dog you have to get it from a mosquito.

Also humans are not competent hosts for heartworm. They die in our lungs long before they ever get to the heart. Most people have mild respiratory symptoms at most

This "how to do elder abuse" segment sure does last A While

If you keep washing grandma's hands with alcohol she's gonna have the driest most damaged hands in the nursing home

Yeah so under exactly NO circumstances should you be feeling HCL to your elderly loved ones just At Random