Status Updates From The Green Body Cleanse

His list of "toxic metals" contains "high fructose corn syrup" which is not a metal

Free oxygen is bad for you lmao

Direct mention of known quack and purveyor of fraudulent medical care that killed at least one person Hulda Clark

Autism is not caused by mercury hope this helps

Vaccinate your children. Polio is nasty.

lol. Lmao. You can tell this man has never had to ask a doctor for pain medication in his fucking life

Does this man own stock in apple cider vinegar lmao?

You should not drink distilled water actually

Someone PLEASE explain "the dose makes the poison" to this idiot

Not how pores work

Dust Mites aren't parasitic so jot that down

This guy is gonna lose his mind when he finds out what his beloved Himalayan Pink Salt is made of

Now, admittedly, I only got a B in my Priciples of Chemistry 1 class, but last I checked exactly 0 types of salt are alive

Bro you cannot be citing an osteopath on the nutritional aspects of soybeans

He is now just Lying about how animal feed is made lmao

I like that he's just making up numbers so that he gets a number that's bigger than 1 million when he adds them up

No sources, no indication of what the numbers mean or where they came from, just making up numbers

Oh you just know from the way this guy talks about deodorant that he smells rancid

Chemtrails aren't real! Hope this helps!

Sugar is not a "toxin" Hope this helps!

So far he's said a bunch of wild claims without any sources and several other claims that are literally just Not True