Status Updates From The House of Pain

“I don’t share,” he says. “I’m monogamous in my relationships. I expect my partner to be the same. If you want to sleep with someone else, you need to tell me and to end this before you do that. And that applies here, Sara, to the House of Pain.”

"Whack. His hand comes down on the middle part of my right buttock, hard." {Grinning}

My eyes are drawn to a huge steel fist. Surely that can’t go inside a person, I think in horror. It has to be at least fifteen inches long, and about three inches of thickness. {**Gulp** You know you want to buy it, Sara!! Lol} ;)