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This may be one of the most unhinged things piece ever read. Amazing.

sex then no sex then happy then sex

so what if shes a virgin????? if she wants to have sex let her have sex!!!!

the constant objectification of both the mcs is obviously supposed to be hot but it’s just creepy

I think the plot is pretty muddled. Funny yeah but just all over the fucking place with subplots that are hard to slog through and midnight and dred's angsts are just kind of annoying since they aren't rational. Also also why did it take so long for them to fuck???

I admit the cranberry incident has me cackling

There is a lot of tell not show in this book. You built a world, play in it dammit. Also lead guy is cliche 'oh I am dark but not evil and I like this girl I used to bully'. This is a cliche storm kind of book but one has to get their read count up somehow.

Good so far. I like the world building though it is a little dated. If they had made up a generic magical smartphone instead of using magical blackberries I would have been a bit more into it.

ch 1 "ride his face like a show pony" um. I'm not a prude by ANY means, but really?

two things. first there is so much metaphor usage that Im slowly gaining brain pain making sense of them. i love literary play but good grief.