Status Updates From The F**ket List: Things I W...

[NOTE: I am pleased to report that I did not develop a foot fetish, and other parts of women have attracted me much more as I grew older.] ⚰️

Bless this poor soul 😂🤣😂

“ Son, when you finish talking with people, if they don’t feel better, happier, or more informed, you have failed in your conversation. If you succeed, people will always want to see you again.”