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RiverClan + WindClan vs ThunderClan and ShadowClan
btw can we just appreciate the fact that ThunderClan, the stereotypical heroes, are teaming up with ShadowClan, the stereotypical "villains"?

btw that's rich coming from Onestar. Bitch, without ThunderClan, you wouldn't be leader. Bitch, without ThunderClan, WindClan wouldn't still exist!
""You watch the suffering of others, waiting to be begged for help like you belong to StarClan.""
bitch, we TRIED to ask what was wrong, but your dumbass deputy turned us away. You would've turned back any help we offered you, stfu

"Why hadn't he done this days ago?"
YOU TELL ME, LIONPAW. the dude was too buys reminiscing about Heatherpaw to actually tell anybody about the damn tunnel. omfg Lionpaw is pissing me tf off

Millie had two girls and a boy, and Jaypaw was helping the boy keep warm

OOOOOF Graystripe asking Leafpool to save Millie’s life over the kits if it comes down to it. BRO-

RUNNINGNOSE!

I love that Jaypaw, who has a phobia of water, came up with the idea of and is helping Cinderpaw to swim

Typo should be “Tigerstar” not “Firestar”

this scene with Jaypaw watching Graystripe, Sorreltail, and Mousewhisker just talking and chatting and shooting the shit with each other is so calming; love the minor interactions with minor/background characters either w/ each other or w/ MCs

"oh I won't tell anyone about the prophecy except for the one cat whom I've been told committed literal nightmarish atrocities that I've SOMEHOW forgotten about because I want appreciation uwu give me compliment" oml I do not like Lionpaw

so he wants his clanmates to talk ABOUT him, but he doesn't want to "share Clan gossip with his denmates"? bro fck you fr I wouldn't be surprised if none of the other apprentices wanted to hang around you; you clearly think you're better than them

"And neither of them had asked about his journey to the mountains. He stared angrily around the camp. No cat seemed even the slightest bit interested in his return."
someone tell Lionpaw to get his head out of his ass, bc if I do it I'm gonna hurt his feelings

"Why bother waking him up at all? They clearly weren't interested in his opinion."
oooooh mis high and mighty thinks they were talking to him? BITCH YOURE AN APPRENTICE I'M SO SORRY YOU DON'T GET TO SLEEP IN, YOU STILL HAVE LEARNING TO DO EVEN THOUGH YOU WENT TO THE MOUNTAINS

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