Status Updates From A Heart for Milton: A Tale ...

Lady Thornton? What a bullshit epilogue lmao

Just end please, put me out of my misery 😂

I just want this to be over, that stalker business left such a bad taste in my mouth 🫪

It's amazing because I actually liked 2/3 of it

Pfff I wish this ended after the honeymoon, what the fuck is happening

Oh no he struck him 😂

It decided to turn bad 2/3 in ooof

“Come in with me,”

No comment 💀

https://open.spotify.com/track/407LgL...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU STACY 👹👹👹

Margaret’s pulse raced and she felt her knees grow weak as she watched him unbutton his waistcoat, his eyes locked on hers.

Not the sheer green peignoir 😭😂💀

Mr. Thornton stood up and decisively removed the cravat he had so meticulously tied moments before. He cast the black silk to the dressing table.

Stacy is a witch because I suddenly feel like the author is spending less and less time describing everything that happens in detail

Pearl-clutching gremlin 👹👹👹

“Not too mercifully,”

She's worse 😂

“In this bed,”

He's shameless 🙊

I saw a one star review that went like "Is it really necessary to know their every action, 24/7, every time they sleep together???"

Yes, Stacy! YES IT IS! Why the fuck are you even reading fanfiction if that's not what you're here for??

Margaret snatched an unopened tube of paint and threw it at him with playful determination.

Stooooop they're adorable 😳👹

“You look very comfortable lying there, Mr. Thornton,” she remarked loudly with amusement. “You are welcome to lie with me at any time,”

WE'RE KINDRED SPIRITS 👹👹👹👹

“What about Thomas?” she stalled, thinking it would be polite to say good-bye to him when he left. “He is not invited,” her husband retorted with a devilish grin.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY SOMEONE JUST AS BAD AS ME 👹👹👹👹

“I heard the missus scream,” he began to explain as an apology for his intrusion. “Thomas Wheatley, sir,”

The little kid can watch, please continue! 👹👹

After conducting a cost-benefit analysis, I can confirm this 0.106% investment of my monthly salary has generated a substantially higher happiness ROI than rent, groceries, or electricity.

“You said you should like some water,”

All this for 6$ 👹👹👹

She turned to run from him, attempting to escape his retribution, but she was no match for him. He quickly caught up to her and, taking hold of her waist, dragged her to the ground with him, shielding her fall as she shrieked in his grasp. He scrambled to pin her down and held her wrists to the ground as he knelt over her.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

(feral)

“I notice everything about you,” he replied. “How can I not?”

EXACTLY

“It may prove distracting,”

Pfffffff 👹👹👹

Wearing his nightshirt for the first time

Oooh nooooo she's getting railed 24/7 👹👹

“How can I keep from smiling, when I have won the affections of one who had a practiced habit of breaking men’s hearts?” he asked teasingly.

😭😭😭😭😭👹👹👹👹👹👹