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NOOOOO ZONT ZO IT
ZONT ZO IT

… all because Don John’s Mercury was in retrograde 🙄

don’t worry dogberry ❤️ i can barely understand some of these Shakespearean sentences too

justice for my man dogberry; he represents us all

LET ME WITNESS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BENEDICK AND LEONATO; I BEG

me when the enemies start lovering 🫣🤭

“Let every eye negotiate for itself / And trust no agent”

these men are so moody and brooding <3

oh, so this is what “anyone but you” tried to be? absurd!

…did Beatrice just call S*tan a cuck?

“Just, if he send me no husband; for which the blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and every evening. Lord! I could not endure a husband…”

Beatrice I love you but we must hide your diva. I fear that since you don’t follow the gender norms of the time they will kill you off 🥺

Don John has seriously used the excuse that he is so moody because he is a “Saturn rising” 😭 i love this play

okay why is this actually so funny

Benedick and Beatrice are hilarious, especially together

“ I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me “ RIP Beatrice, 2025 TikTok would have loved you ❤️

“…a good soldier to a lady; but what is he to a lord?”

did kanye west plagiarise Shakespeare

omggg I’m actually understanding Shakespearean sentences??? shoutout year 12 English


also I got so excited when I read the synopsis on goodreads and it said “hero and Claudio” - I thought it was gay!! homosexuality in my Shakespeare?? alas, such joy was ephemeral as I flipped back to the dramatis personae and saw that Hero was “daughter to Leonato” 💔

knew it could not be true in the Elizabethan era