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thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 189 of 191
Night: She’s the best girlfriend in the world!
— May 19, 2026 07:40PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 188 of 191
Night: I warned you not to bother my girlfriend!!
— May 19, 2026 07:40PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Soshi: Don’t you think he’s a little strange?
Riiko: Strange!? How!?
Soshi: He’s practically superhuman.
— May 19, 2026 07:37PM
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Riiko: Strange!? How!?
Soshi: He’s practically superhuman.
thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 143 of 191
Masaki: You have to feed her to keep her tame!
Soshi: She’s not a dog.
— May 19, 2026 07:23PM
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Soshi: She’s not a dog.
thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 141 of 191
Masaki: Just find a girlfriend and relieve your frustrations. The pent up ones.
— May 19, 2026 07:21PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Night: That’s my girl! Don’t you touch her!!
— May 19, 2026 07:11PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Riiko: Why’d you quit?
Soshi: No reason.
— May 19, 2026 06:58PM
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Soshi: No reason.
thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 50 of 191
Night: Don’t worry. I’ll be gentle.
🤭
— May 19, 2026 06:39PM
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🤭
thatbrunettebooklover
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Riiko: What are you doing?!
Night: Well, you said you wanted to go to bed.
— May 19, 2026 06:39PM
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Night: Well, you said you wanted to go to bed.
thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 43 of 191
Riiko: Cover yourself!!
Night: Like this?
🙈
— May 19, 2026 06:34PM
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Night: Like this?
🙈
thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 26 of 191
Delivery Service: Package for you. Your signature here, please.
— May 19, 2026 02:08PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Delivery Service: What’s in the box? A refrigerator?
— May 19, 2026 02:07PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Website: Contract of secrecy upon purchase…
…so basically an NDA.
— May 19, 2026 02:03PM
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…so basically an NDA.
thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 24 of 191
Website: Make him even more perfect by adding personality options.
— May 19, 2026 02:02PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 22 of 191
Riiko: Did you come over to pick a fight!?
— May 19, 2026 02:01PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Salesman: But the site has to remain an absolute secret, okay?
— May 19, 2026 01:59PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Salesman: Isn’t there anything you want?
Riiko: Okay, I want a boyfriend!!
— May 19, 2026 01:58PM
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Riiko: Okay, I want a boyfriend!!
thatbrunettebooklover
is on page 13 of 191
Riiko: Will I ever have a boyfriend!?
— May 19, 2026 01:54PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Riiko: I wish I had a boyfriend to walk down the street with holding hands.
— May 19, 2026 01:53PM
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thatbrunettebooklover
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Riiko: 👋
Masaki: The hallway’s no place to take a nap.
Soshi: What makes you think I’m sleeping…?
— May 19, 2026 01:20PM
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Masaki: The hallway’s no place to take a nap.
Soshi: What makes you think I’m sleeping…?
Kiara
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Um okay so this is actually kind of insane lmao
— Mar 15, 2026 12:04PM
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Lauren
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Read this back in high school, so we’ll see if this still holds up..at least to me.
— Jan 10, 2026 07:00AM
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