Status Updates From How to Slay a Dragon

A veces una chica solo quiere leer sobre dragones xD

He looks like a little slut on the cover, I love it 💕

Nazaro started smiling as I walked over, and by the time I crouched down next to him he was looking at me the way flowers greet the dawn.

A pair of wool socks, my most utilitarian underpants, and hanging off of his clawed finger, a strappy black lace item which was quite obviously meant for nothing but sex.The half-dragon goggled at it, clearly stunned, his tail flat on the floor and his eyes wide.

I shoved him back down onto the pine-bough bed and climbed on top of him, kissing him with the fervor of a hunting-hound racing after a hare.

"You know, some people call orgasm the 'little death,'" I said, my smile sharpening as his eyes darkened with desire. "I'm a dragonslayer, greatwyrm, and I've already accepted the bounty for slaying you. But I'll be kind, and let you pick the method."