Status Updates From The Devil and Tom Walker

sounds about right

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idk how to track this so

it's certainly not 38 pgs but alas
i hate american literature written by white men i'm so BORED
like the woman one was the best so far argue with the wall

Wiki: "The lonely wayfarer shrank within himself at the horrid clamor and clapper-clawing; eyed the den of discord askance; and hurried on his way, rejoicing, if a bachelor, in his celibacy."

1. To claw or scratch with the open hand and nails; to beat, thrash, drub. (Jamieson says ‘To fight at arm's length, to strike a blow as a spider at a fly’.)

Wiki: "A miserable horse, whose ribs were as articulate as the bars of a gridiron, stalked about a field, where a thin carpet of moss, scarcely covering the ragged beds of pudding-stone, tantalized and balked his hunger..."