Status Updates From Descendant (Descendant, #1)

What happened to "never eat anything that a faerie offers you"...?

Well, that's a cop-out to the fucking curse that's supposed to kill them a few months after they got together.

"If I eat this blossom, will I feel pain?"
Macha shakes her head.
…"Then how will I know joy?"

The only profound remark in the entire book.

I thought the MC was bad, but at this point the villains are just making my eyes bleed.

How stupid am I?

Pretty fucking stupid. The fact that she's even alive at this point is just a testament to how one dimensional and inadequate the villains are.

I want to kill her. She is SO on the TSTL list.

The amount of MC utter fucking stupidity in this book is KILLING ME!

It makes no sense to me, but that's nothing new.

You got that right.

All these fucking distractions they need, from RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES.

Dumps out half the contents of their bags in a hotel room … still ends up keeping the camera on them for touristy selfies. *facepalm*

*rappelling kit

He has a military-grade repelling kit in his fucking BACKPACK! I almost choked on that much deus ex machina

This insta-love is killing me. And how convenient that her mother--right after learning about all of the dangerous things that occurred--would allow her to fly across the country to meet mysterious people in a dangerous mission. Yup, that's some A+ parenting right there. *facepalm*