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Aren't Oracles supposed to speak I riddles? Not completely give the characters every freaking answer that they demand? This Oracle is a freaking JOKE!!

No redemption to be had for this sad lot.

Finally!! They're fucking doing something that will improve themselves as the fucking only people who can save the godsdamn world!! I have no respect for this stupid book.

Finally a thinker among us! Kiera, you are a gem among the tarnished rocks that litter this dumbass book.

I thought this book was supposed to be about saving the fucking world!! Not agonizing over the state of Brielle's fucking virtue!!! What a godsdamn waste!!!

Continued... Me: Are you kidding me with this shit?!? I don't understand what the women find so fucking fascinating about their men. They just repeat whatever someone smarter than them have said millions of times before because it makes them sound deep and some shit. What the heck?!

"I know this is hard for you, mi amante. Just remember that no matter how dark it gets, the light will always break through...The darkness won't last forever," Jace whispered in my ear. I smiled, "When did you become a philosopher?"

Sooo... Hermes now has the ability to insert himself into Brie's dreams and choke the shit out of her... Did anyone else see that coming??

Really??? They're ALREADY HOME?!? 36% THIRTY...SIX...FREAKING...PERCENT!!! Not even half way through the freaking book and she's already saved!! What a waste!