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Noemie reminds me of Princess Vespa from Spaceballs…

Omg this is the first time I’ve read in one of these novels that in forced proximity, one of the characters has the runs. And the fact that it’s the bratty princess is even better. She’s going to tear up that chamber pot…This is hilarious.

A surge surged?

The MFL is intolerable. She is indignant about being called cruel when she uses a slur against her bodyguard…I hope there is a character arc here.

Noemi acts like an immature spoiled brat. She kind of sucks. Only sticking around at this point for Gideon’s mysterious origins. He seems like a decent character - stoic and level-headed.

Damn we're already in Bingo:

-lame forced proximity
-glorifying self harm
-too dumb to breath