Status Updates From Wspólnota: Prawdziwa opowieść

ok now he’s talking about the time he was “flying around the room.”

so wild that he’s the only one allowed to have wild memories and experiences. anyone else that has some kind of out of place experience is outlandish and “not down to earth.” ok girl

everything smells like cheese??

so aliens are tall lipless and bald women wearing coveralls that smell like cinnamon and want you to have an erection..i can’t believe he still maintains that this is all true.

aliens wear dark blue coveralls?

ugh you immediately lost me when you compared it to r*pe victims.. leave us out of it pls