Status Updates From The Dream Comes True (Cross...

"'I don't know anything about changing a diaper or making a bottle, but I could learn, if you wanted more kids. But you may not. J.J. is special, and he takes twice as much love.'" (213) WOW that's one way to describe having a child with hearing and vision impairment, YEESH 1990

"'Pain. Sharp pain.' She was bent in two trying to contain it.
'Which side?'
'I don't know. All over. No, more on the right.'" (123) oh thank goodness, it's just her appendix, she's not miscarrying with incredible pain a week after they had sex

"'The doctor says the sickness is a sign that the baby's really settling in'
... 'John put a thumb up and said in a very male way, 'Good goin', Carter.'" (102) way to impregnate your wife, my man

"'It's too bad you don't want to have kids. You'd make a pretty mother.'
... 'People would have trouble telling me from the kids,'
... 'Pregnant, I mean. You'd be pretty pregnant.'" (98) AHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

"'It's too bad you don't want to have kids. You'd make a pretty mother.'
... 'People would have trouble telling me from the kids'
... 'Pregnant, I mean. You'd be pretty pregnant.'" (98) AHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

"'How old are you?'
'It doesn't matter.'
'It does. You should be home having babies.'" (39) oh BOY it's going to be one of THOSE books huh

"'But the real estate market is lousy. The last thing we want is to overprice the units, then have them sit empty for years.'" (6) because once you set a price on real estate you can never ever change it, that's it forever