Status Updates From Gesammelte Werke

In a dismal 8th grade English class, my teacher, who did not care about literature one bit, actually sighed and said, “Well, guys, I don’t like this stuff either, so let’s try to get it over with as quickly as possible.” I haven’t tried reading Poe since. Was she right? Now I shall find out for myself.

Woo, halfway done! :)