Status Updates From Travesties

I'm sorry the limericks don't work in American accents. They must kill it onstage!

Tzara: [...] You've turned literature into a religion and it's as dead as all the rest, it's an overripe corpse and you're cutting fancy figures at the wake. [...] Now we need vandals and desecrators, simple-minded demolition men to smash centuries of baroque subtlety, [...], to reconcile the shame and the necessity of being an artist! Dada! Dada! Dada!!

The genius of Tom Stoppard never fails to astound me.