Status Updates From I've Fallen and there's a T...

Jenny was a very liberal college girl looking to blow off some steam, among other things. - Because liberal college girls love blowing off steam (insert eye roll)

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Thank god, it's over!

A tear ran down Matt's face as he knelt down and stared to cry. He just only met her, (The very same evening!) but he had strong feelings for her.
Yeah, such a blowjob could really mess with the feelings... *snort*

Baaaaaad tentacle monster! We don't play games with our food!

Jenny was chopping off tentacles and striking the creature to keep it back while Matt prepared to blast it into oblivion.

YAY! Monster-fight!... No? Not cool? Ok... *sigh*

Ok... Just so I get it right... He work in a super-secret lab... He is surposed to watch the lab, while the others search for the tentacle... And he text his hook-up to come to the (secret) lab??? And showes her around??? Oh boy!

The tentacle was to fast and it had a lot of stamina. It would be difficult for one person alone to outwit the creepy crawly extremity.

Oh if you chop off a tentacle, it lives on!

Tentacle monsters smell like vanilla extract... Really??? EW!

Oooooh... they cuddled and fell asleep... so sweet...

Muscular muscles are muscular!

They flirted with each other and built up sexual tension throughuot the night.

Good to know! I wouldn't have figured! And btw... Why is she wearing just a skimpy bikini on a night out?

Nothing better than weird shit and some Gin & Tonic!