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Zahraas
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“I hope they put you in a cell with someone named Bubba and he likes the looks of you,” I mumbled, turning onto my side. “Enjoy your last day of freedom, you son of a biscuit.”
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— 42 minutes ago
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Zahraas
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"My pace is slower, thanks to you drugging me, you son of a monkey.”
He looked startled, then began to laugh. “My mother was entirely human, Little Bee. I assure you.”
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— 52 minutes ago
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He looked startled, then began to laugh. “My mother was entirely human, Little Bee. I assure you.”
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Zahraas
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I“You bewitched me. You and your delicious cakes. Your sultry voice. Your sassy mouth. I can’t get you out of my mind. I want you to bake for me. Sing for me. Dance with me. You will earn your freedom, one cake, one song, one dance at a time"
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— 1 hour, 12 min ago
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Zahraas
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“P-personal?” I asked.
He nodded.
I felt my eyes widen. “I am not selling you my virginity.”
It was his turn to sputter.
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— 2 hours, 35 min ago
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He nodded.
I felt my eyes widen. “I am not selling you my virginity.”
It was his turn to sputter.
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Zahraas
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Who are you?” he breathed.
“Nobody.”
“Wrong answer, Little Bee.”
“It’s all I’ve ever been.”
“Not anymore.”
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— 3 hours, 49 min ago
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“Nobody.”
“Wrong answer, Little Bee.”
“It’s all I’ve ever been.”
“Not anymore.”
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Zahraas
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“I merely touched a branch,” she mimicked. “I’ll barely touch you with my foot in your ass. Now, back away!”
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— 4 hours, 38 min ago
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Rice Aly
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احب كلام البطل عنها حرفيياا كله يصييح ولطييفف ويمدحها ومهووس فيها واحس 🥹
— Apr 20, 2026 06:25AM
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Rice Aly
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شخصيه البطل غير متوقعه جدا والاحداث لطييففه ولقائهم حرفيا ماتوقعته يكون بذي الطريقه وفرق العمر صدمه واحس ببكي حبيتهم ☹️☹️☹️
— Apr 20, 2026 04:53AM
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Eadain Hegarty
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The audiobook just switched to duet within the last five minutes. Tf.
— Apr 15, 2026 03:31PM
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Eadain Hegarty
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Awww he’s actually so cute
— Apr 15, 2026 02:02PM
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Actually Romance
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Wait!!! This is super cute, in a kidnappy way 🤭
— Apr 05, 2026 07:10AM
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