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i swear sometimes all this possessiveness in fantasy books gives me the ick

ok he’s pmo don’t be mean to my baby fang

he’s got anger issues and honestly every other issue in the book

ok i love fang and thank god he didn’t die

oH oKaY

dude idk anything of this world either so can we get some world building

stop i really like fang and at least she’s seeing that he’s not bad

that’s like a bit fast but oh wow

ngl she pisses me off cause she’s so annoying

there doesn’t seem to be much worldbuilding and this is reading fast BUT it’s vampires and i thought i left them back in middle school

my SIL recommended i read this so if this is ass we all know whose door i’m knocking

The forest is like ripped from the princess bride. Another oh im so tall to be a woman look at the extra dark lord of shadows being taller. Yawn…… Kingsnake is prototype kingfisher and i kinda hate it They both have they personality of a mop Oh shes got magic blood and elves made everyone sick. Shes going to be one thats why shes immune.