Status Updates From Metamorfoos

starting this classic tonight hehe finally

okay but WTF WHYY DO INTRODUCTIONS HAVE SPOILERS😭😭 i’m normally not an intro-reading gal, but i decided to give it a go for this book since i wanted some context about it and kafka… never doing that again, especially with a classic. as an engl major ik it’s an analysis but SERIOUSLY BRO i already know what happens to gregor before the actual story bsffr

when you wake up as a giant beetle but your first priority is still getting to work on time #capitalism

kinda sad beginning… but tbh I don’t think I’d react very lovingly either if I woke up and a HUGE cockroach was in my house