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I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS KEK

WAIT SHE BROUGHT SCORPION BACK TO LIFE TOO. THATS WHY THEY HAD A CONNECTION. SO DOES SE FORGE A CONNECTION WITH EVERYONE SHE BRINGS BACK?

“Is she high again?” Ash’s look went to a jar on the table, his mouth dropping. “That little shit! She stole my mushrooms again!”
BAHAHAHAAH

“Darkness took me quickly, but right before I went under, I felt his lips brush my temple.
“Te valodi vagy… sötét démonom.”
You are real… my dark demon.”
Stop

“Wait.” Ash held up his hand, traveling to us. “What are you saying? What do you mean she was wearing that?” Ash pushed his palms into his head like it was going to explode. “Are you saying the vision you had twenty years ago was Brexley from tonight?”
IM NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR SCI FI IM WARNING YOU

WAIT WAIT WAIT BREXLEY THINKS SHE WAS THE ONE THAT BROUGHT WARWICK BACK TO LIFE WHEN HE DIED?

“Janos nodded, pulling away from his touch, his Adam’s apple bobbing. He sniffed in and pulled his chin up high, readying himself to go forward. Looking regal. Refined.
Holy fuck.
In one action, I saw someone else in Janos’s face. My jaw dropped in shock.
Madam Kitty.
There were rumors of transgender people in the Savage Lands.”
JANOS IS MADAM KITTY?

“Warwick strolled up to the table, his eyes dropping to Bitzy. She twirled one finger around her ear, the other hand wiggling flirtatiously at Warwick. “What the fuck is wrong with her?”
“She ate something.” Opie tried to grab her hands, but she kept moving them out of his way, reaching out to caress Warwick’s leg. “Ate? Shit. She got into my mushrooms?” Ash darted to a jar on the table.
Bitsy’s on shrooms

“Did I just inherit a cross-dressing housecleaner?”
Opie’s head swirled to Ash, his mouth opened then closed, his chest puffing up, his cheeks turning a shade of purple.
Uh-oh.
“How dare you, sir.” Opie huffed indignantly, his arms folding slightly above the pleasure beads. “I am no housecleaner!”
I tried to hide my smile. I loved that that was the part he was insulted by.”
BAHAAHA

“Bitzy made a happy chirp, her fingers touching my face, still smiling at me, freaking me the fuck out.
“What the hell is wrong with her?”
“Wrong?”
“She’s smiling at me… and not flipping me off.” I blinked as she sighed happily, her blissful grin not leaving her face, her long fingers curling in the air as if she could touch it. “Is… is she high?”
“Oh. Right. She might have eaten something from one of these jars.”
HA

“So, so cold and tired. I just wanted to sleep.
“Fuck. No! Kovacs, you hold on. I need you to hold on for a little longer.” A long string of swear words hissed under his breath, the bike revving higher, the vibration only lowering my lids. I could not keep my eyes open.
“Stay with me.” He wrapped his arm back around me tighter.”
Oh my god

Like them on the sled? Just me? Okay…

“Hold on to me.”
“What?” Warwick peered over his shoulder, eyebrows wrinkling.
I grabbed one of his arms, curling it around my torso. “Hold on.”
I pulled one leg up to my chest. Sitting back on my tailbone and twisting, I flung my other leg over, flipping me around with a slight wobble.
“Shit, Kovacs.” Warwick’s grip clutched down on my hip. “You’re fucking nuts!”
“Thought you knew that!”
Anna and kristoff coded

“What thing?”
“That,” he grunted, pointing to a huge object being rolled out into the middle of the boulevard.
“Ó, hogy baszd meg egy talicska apró majom!” Oh, may a wheelbarrow of small monkeys fuck it, Birdie hissed, her head shaking. Many old Hungarian phrases had survived and seemed even more relevant now in this crazy world.”
I’m so using that

“It was hard to see more than a few yards in front of us.
“You’ll find a lot of things blow up around Warwick,” I replied.
“Like my ovaries,” Birdie muttered under her breath loud enough I could hear her. I shot her a look. “What?”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“Birdie...”
“He’s real? The actual legend is standing in front of me? The guy who came back to life? And you knew and didn’t tell me?” She punched my arm.
“Ow.” I rubbed my shoulder.
“That’s for not telling me you were sleeping with a myth. Is the sex astronomical? Mythical status?”
“Yes,” he grunted.
“No,” I responded.”
BAHAHAHAHA

“HDF.” I looked into Scorpion’s eyes. “They found us.”
OH GREAT HEAVENS

“I think it would be best. I’d be much safer here. Plus, you are finally free of me.”
“Free of you.” He scoffed low like it was a joke.
“You don’t control me.” The version of me only Warwick could see strolled around him. “You might think you are some badass legend everyone bows down to, but not me.”
“Fuck, princess… You are going to be begging for me to control you… to do things with you no one could dream of.” ”
HE

“You fuckin’ touch or threaten me again, I don’t care what side you are on… I will kill you. Stop thinking you’re some hero, coming to save the damsel. She could gut you and wash her hands in your blood before you could even blink, donkey.”
Was it sick I found his threat to Zander hot? That he thought me capable of doing that? Fuck… what was wrong with me?”
Idk babes but whatever it is, diagnose me with it too.

“I knew we shouldn’t have trusted you.” Zander charged for Warwick, his hands shifting into hooves as he smashed them into Warwick’s chest. The Wolf only took a small step backward. “Lófasz a seggedbe!” Fuck you! A horse dick into your ass!
“And here I thought it was her ass you wanted in.” Warwick scoffed.
“Fuck you!” Zander shoved him again.”
DRAMAMAAAAAAAAA

“I twisted to see a man dressed in all dark clothes, boots, and hat.“Lieutenant, here to report in.” He lifted his head, showing me his profile. Holy shit.
My room tipped, shock almost dipping my legs, another blow hitting me. Soft brown eyes, silky brown hair, his tall stature proud and graceful.
“Za-Zander?”
Wait this is so cool how they’re bringing back the other characters

“A Kitsune who calls herself Lynx?” I lifted an eyebrow.
“Ling-ks.” Andris grinned. “The KS stands for Kitsune.”
OHHHHHH

“A gentle smile pulled up her pretty round face, which was framed by long, shiny straight hair hanging down loosely. Out of the prison uniform, in tighter fitting clothes, she appeared a little older but still young and sweet. She strolled past me to Andris. My mouth dropped as she rose on her toes, kissing him.
What. The. Fuck?”
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. HER UNCLES DATING HER BEST FRIEND?

“I recognized the tone, one I never thought I’d hear again. Especially here. I whirled around, my eyes taking in the figure, but my brain struggled to understand.
The tiny girl I’d been forced to whip in Halálház, the girl who saved my ass and protected me, stood before me.
“Ly-Lynx?” My brain could not understand her presence.”
HUHHHHHH PLZ TELL ME KEK AND TAD ARE HERE

“As for this place, it is one of the hideouts for the Resistance…”
“Resistance?” My mouth parted in shock, another puzzle piece clicking in. I knew of only one Resistance party in this area. “Y-you’re part of Sarkis’s Army?”
“Dragam.” He smirked, his arms behind his back. “I am Sarkis.”
OH FUCKING SHIT

The only creature I know in fantasy that can bring things to life is a necromancer