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What is up with this guy and losing his body parts

Wait hold on I thought the doppelgängers were sagoth? And now you’re telling me they’re two separate things? what the hell is going on in this book there are like fifty different plot lines happening at once

jerry you are a fruit. keep doing what you’re doing

Jack is cracking. I repeat, Jack is cracking. He has screamed a grand total of FOUR times in this book. This is wonderful

“What is your problem, asshole?! Why are you doing this?! Did you just not get enough hugs growing up? I’m so sorry I cost you your stupid job, but get the hell over it, you maniac!”

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING BRO

I still don’t understand what Spencer’s problem is like yes I get he’s a sociopath but what did Jack DO to this guy

I do love it when both friends in a duo are weird idiots

what the fuck jerry

I dont think this one is as charmingly weird as the last but it’s still good