Status Updates From Dayspring

this is the most and least erotic book i've ever beheld. unfortunately, the line "this doctrine was divided by someone who had never been viscously trapped in a blanket of yet another one of your earth rank morning dutch ovens" is sending me in a way that i must stop

this is actually the scariest audiobook i've ever listened to

sometimes you have to listen / for a name that is different from the one they gave you / peters and pauls and marys / god renames those he loves

VERY specific emi brainrot

i'm loving this a lot.