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Listening to a man who has intentionally murdered multiple people and intentionally started a forest fire (that also killed people) say “that hurts like heck” when he’s hit in the face is so unserious and I can’t even.

I’m not saying you HAVE to swear, I’m saying “hell” isn’t a swear and also that “OW THAT HURT” would be more effective and less funny.

I think the author is Mormon.