Status Updates From The Santa Pageant

ich hasse Silvesterknallerei

fuck yeah!



A dry fuck and a buzz cut later life can feel so much better, right, Tove?

just kiss already

"For some of us, Christmas-time means trauma - cold nights when we couldn't afford hearing, [...] or loneliness when we were supposed to have our loved ones around us, or maybe we become depressed at the passage of time [...] I would like to see more helping of the vulnerable people in our society, rather than the willful ignorance [...] That's what I would like the figure of Santa to mean to you."

it's so silly and that's exactly why I wanted to read it

"On TV shows, it's always the straight old guy who wins the vote. Or maybe the hot person - but you can't change who you're not." - you can't tell me a seven year old would say this?!?