Status Updates From Mummy

Emlyn just wanted to do the right thing with the jewls

Don't get why some people have to be up at 1:30 in the morning

It must be nice to work in a building with a noisy elevator

It sounds like it takes emlyn forever to enter the museum

Emlyn has a lot of family

I stg Emlyn is so annoying. It's like she's ridiculously protective of the mummy, and is infatuated with this romanticized idea of the mummy, but she doesn't seem to know how mummy or Ancient Egypt worked.

She said it didn't rain in Egypt. I've never been to Egypt, but I would think it would rain at least a little bit. She's a stuffy anxious idiot.

Emlyn is a bad girl. She's very bad. She may look nice and sweet, quiet and non-aggressive, but she's actually bad. She thinks about bad things. She thinks about stealing things. Very bad. She's incredibly bad.

This update just wanted to let you know that Emlyn is bad. But she also is behaving really weird around the mummy. Mental time travel and all that.

Before I start this book, I'd like to ask, just based off the summary, why the hell would you steal a mummy? Why would you think that's a good idea, in this day and age? What would you even do with it? Turn it into an adorable anime series about a tiny mummy? Probably not.

Seriously what would you even do with it? Take it home? Put it back? Chuck it in a river? I need answers, I doubt this book will provide them.

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