Status Updates From The Seven Month Itch

I kinda want to DNF might have to

GIRL WE GET IT you don’t want to be on this retreat and you are scared of getting murdered HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO COVER IT LIKE……..”im not hating on the fit BUT LETS MOVE ON OKAY”

Wait all this is better than the beginning

I’m usually all in for the 🌶️but I’d rather hear more about their relationship.. idk it’s odd to me that two people who are committed would go through something like this

GIRL! was that Em and Miles in the spa???