Status Updates From The Fating

Flew through this book in an afternoon. Utterly OTT, but so much fun to read.

Cole is so annoying 😭

I would be enjoying this more if our human MC, Cole, wasn't a POS. I just don't like characters who think things like, 'he's amazing and so kind' and then say 'i can't believe you did that, you're disgusting'.. just endless lies. It's an obvious foil to the other MC in this context, but not ultimately a foil that I find endearing or interesting 😑

Seriously… he can’t even leave right he’s so embarrassing

Awwww Cole keeps making him sad i don’t like it 😭😭 poor alien baby

Cole you’re being annoying

Dude seriously

Oh my god bro just fuck the dude it’s not that big of a deal if you don’t wanna then stop whining

This is funny I like this

“I mean, it’s stupid to take butt pellets when the problem isn’t in my ass.”

What’s it going to be? Like five minutes max? He doesn’t

- I don’t think so. I‘ve read the spoilers.

Watch, in an hour or two, it’ll be gone. I can keep my hand off my dick for an hour or two. Easy peasy.


CHAPTER 10
Seven minutes later
That was the longest two hours of my life! I need dick. I need big, green, alien dick where the suns don’t shine, and I need it like yesterday.