Status Updates From The Fating

Of course Cole is offended by his discounted soap!! Gosh it’s hilarious. I love this book.

“I’m so fucking hungry I would gobble up ten planet rats right now, but I’d rather starve to death than have a family meal while I’ve got a cock in my ass.”

PERFECTLY VALID, COLE. I 100% AGREE.

People are mad at Cole for the parents’ meeting???? FOLKS HE IS IMPALED. BE MORE UNDERSTANDING. he is a stupid asshole but gosh it’s so humiliating??? Worse than a f-up ABO ao3 fanfic.

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNHINGED. I CANNOT EVEN—

wait ALREADY😭😭😭😭

NO GROUP HUG I’M DYING😭😭😭

I cannot even with this book — WHY USE THE WORD PLUNDER SO MANY TIMES I AM ON THE VERGE OF HORNY TEARS. STFU COLE.

I am not regretting staying for the laughs. He is soooo annoying and I fear — oh so much — the meeting with the parents. He is still on his D??? 😭