Status Updates From Hunters of the Dead: A Holm...

This is too slow.

The deducifying never gets old with these two: Big Red and Old Red.

Old Red held a hand out toward it, palm up.
"Viola," he said.
"Voilà," I corrected, pronouncing it the proper French way.
"Wah-lah?" he said. "That don't make a lick of sense with them letters."

"Hel-lo," Old Red said.
"Um...hello," said Jones. "We've been introduced."
"My brother has a habit of helloing things he finds interesting," I explained.

"...but then again, I'm not the Holmes of the Range. I'm just the Watson of the West...which means I'm completely in the dark ninety-five percent of the time."
-Otto "Big Red" Amlingmeyer,
Hunters of the Dead