Status Updates From The Yule Log

The 🌶️🌶️ scenes are hot but omfg these Christmas puns are killing me

The instalove from Otto is a bit much.. even for me… like what if we had at least one more full conversation my guy… you’ve known this man for 10+ years and have had like one conversation

I’ve never understood people having crushes in high school and still constantly thinking about them 10+ years later.. do people actually do that?? I mean I’d understand if they had a crush and then feelings came back when they are brought up / seen again but the constant and unrequited pining for that long is so embarrassing and weird 😭

“Way to render me speechless without cramming a dick or a gag in my mouth” sir an old woman is giving you life advice on a plane, I promise not every sentence in a smutty book has to be like this