Status Updates From Stuffed (Stuffed #1)

THE MMC CUMS FEATHERS?????? ACTUAL FUCKING FEATHERS????????? BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Oh fuck, it’s too much,” I yell.
“No, it’s not. Come for me, Anne. Now.” the chemistry is thro the roof 😍😍😍

“Touch yourself, Anne,” he barks out in a command. It’s so unlike what I’ve seen from him so far, so…alpha I can’t help but comply." Fucking goodbye. This has to be a joke. it HAS to be. I can't take this. What the fuck. Alpha? Seriously???????????????????????

"I hear the water running and I know she must be washing the touch from her face." Washing the touch from her face? Did a child write this?

"We turn the corner and head around the block, back to her apartment, unspeaking the entire way." I'm lwk nitpicking but "unspeaking"???? C'mon. U could have written that better

"By the time we pass they’re all silent, confused looks on their faces." insane fucking grammar

"I realize as I’m looking that I didn’t build his…uh, disco stick." URRR A GROWN ADULT. U WATCH HENTAI AND GRIND UR PILLOW. U CAN SAY THE WORD DICK OR COCK!!!

“I’ve been sentient for quite a while now. If you’re wondering whether I’ve been aware when you’ve ground your gorgeous cunt against me the answer is yes.” lord give me the strength to carry on.

"Once I feel good and clean I get out and decide to have a nice night watching a show or two and just chilling." That is a criminally bad sentence.

"But dating? Gross. My hooha dries up at the thought." OH MY GOD. UR PUSSY. UR VAGINA. UR A GROWN ADULT.

I'm only one page in and the writing has already pissed me off 😭

"Jimmy winks a glassy blue eye at me."

"He licks a worm-like bottom lip which sets my teeth on edge." huh??

"I say with a fake smile I really freaking struggle to put on." I can't stand it when adults in an adult book say "freaking" instead of "fucking". You're an adult 😭😭 u can say it 😭😭

A paragraph in and I already know the writing's gonna be ass

Clearly, I'm not right in mind, cause why am I reading this?