Status Updates From Pretty Little Pledge

They just said I love you. A crime. One star like mad.

Can’t wait for this crime against humanity to end. Even the smut doesn’t save this one. Should be a single star.

Also, the grammar on this is poor. You need to figure out whether you’re using present or past tense and the writing style is bad. It’s taking me out of the quiet regularly. I understand all the two stars right now.

This book is mid. This is barely a bully romance and the chemistry is lacking. The writing style is also weird and empty.

“Hey, as long as they’re riding my dick later, chicks can do whatever gay shit they want,” Bryce says in what he thinks is a gracious compromise.

whatttt oh my god i feel so lucky 🥺🥺

the concept of practicing for an anatomy test by labeling the parts of the body on your girlfriends naked body

“Alexis and Alyssa start making out on a dare, something they’ve undoubtedly done many times before because their performance seems
practiced.”

what the actual fuck is this twincest

Christina leans over her and licks the salt, slowly and deliberately.
Then she places her lips around Nicole’s belly button and sucks the tequila up.

is this…. supposed to be sexy?

i can’t believe i forgot they nicknamed her sugar tits

“All the Lambda Beta members are super model thin and have smaller boobs, perfectly fitting the impossible beauty standard of the 2000s that
Nicole knew she could never achieve.”

GIRL BYE YOURE LITERALLY SKINNY YOU JUST HAVE BIG BOOBS