Status Updates From My Husband

This woman is frustrating the shit outta me

Lei dos paginas y entré completamente. Adictivo, trata sobre una mina que esta obsesionada con el marido perfecto, me encanta que el marido no tiene nombre, es “el marido” 🤣 ire contando que onda

My children are seven and nine. Does that mean they can finally do without my hugs? I wonder whether Zoe will think I’m a bad mother.

He tells me to have a good day and gives me a perfunctory peck. To me, it hardly even counts as a kiss.