Status Updates From Blood at the Root

“I’m like them old cartoons when their jaws drop to the floor, because did this nigga just jump into the air and fly off like Superman?”

What

I like the sound effects in the audiobook when he uses his magical powers

“...In the distance, a Waffle House sign towers over the hood like a ghetto Statue of Liberty.”

Damn

”The Black dude, who looks like a fake-ass LeBron James, jumps off the steps and runs toward me....”

Omg

“On the passenger seat are a few candy wrappers, empty Gatorade bottles, and a durag. Oh, this a nigga car. I can tell because there’s a red-and-white tassel and a Black Ice car freshener dangling from the rearview mirror, and a pile of nickels and quarters rests in the ashtray....”

👁️👄👁️

I don’t know how I feel about how this is written

I’m hooked lol