Status Updates From Illuminations

Oh yes. Tell your frenemy and not your kind uncle who always takes your side. I CANNOT WITH HER.

I hate dumb protagonists.

I can’t believe her family all thinks it was her. Like, GIRL. I’d be tattling so fast on the Scarling.

If some rando just pops up with a huge problem and is like, don’t tell your parents/adults, I’m NOT GOING TO LISTEN. Maybe this is what being an adult means? But adults do this all the time too. Erg.

“Ah well, in life we are always seeking out something: Love, Fame, Glory, Stuffed Armadillos. It is the human condition.”