Status Updates From Forensics of a Fable (Autop...

If i took a shot for every time Eamon’s “death black” eyes are described, I’d be dead and haunting Nicole Scarano.

Im sorry, Rhys, Bel’s grown ass father, tripped on a wallet in the woods??? A WALLET?

Hey so actually it doesnt matter how much losing her would hurt you? You kidnapped her and locked her in a room. She gets to be angry without you guilt tripping YOUR VICTIM??

Okay, bear man. Why are we keeping a bloody piece of murder evidence next to your keys?? Also, if you have the right to remain silent: *shut. up.*

Honestly, Bel should hire Eamon if he’s able to trace contact through sent. He can tell that the person he’s beeping with touched someone else who then touched Bell? Get this man into forensics.

IS poison a “woman’s weapon” or is this misogyny? time to google scholar that shit. Also, considering the “women be shoppin” bullshit about the murder victim’s friends afterwards, im leaning toward misogyny

“His guilt spurred him to watch over her, though. And while to most, his unconventional ways were borderline illegal, Bel felt safe knowing a lord of darkness guarded over her against the demons.” BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL RN. 😭

Yall i cannot take this fuckass book seriously Eamon buddy why the fuck would you say that???