Status Updates From Different Day

Ooooookay the religious bullshit is really giving me the ick.

Also the typo at the top of this page has me giggling way more than it has any right to.

Now that you mention it, Casey, Victoria crowned pigeons do look “like a peacock had a baby with a blueberry” 😂

I guess this page is just one of my favorite in the book.

“She was like the computer geek in a spy movie crossed with a polyester-wearing grandma.”

What a great description!

I do thoroughly enjoy the grammar mistake directly after a character conversation about grammar mistakes.

I’m sure it wasn’t intentional (editing an entire novel is hard and shit happens), but it delighted me just the same.

Literally screaming at this guest interaction. Well written, Casey. Well written.

The squirrel! I can’t stop laughing.

The poor tater tots, and Meredith’s pants.

“By the time he finished his task, he was filthy and sore, and it was only ten in the morning.”

Relatable.

Also, seriously Genevieve..? We’re just gonna let literal defamation slide?!

Fern, you have *got* to be shitting me.

“Zookeeping was, in many ways, just a series of heartbreaks you pushed through to find moments of satisfaction and fulfillment.”

Holy shit, that cuts deep, Casey.

I ship it.

Okay I’m already low key obsessed. This is relatable in such a niche way and I love it!

Nobody tell Martha that I laughed aloud at “whatever you do, don’t tell the vets” because no I didn’t.