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Zahraas
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“I’m waking up. I’m waking myself up.”
“You’re not asleep.”
That’s not what I want to hear. “If that’s true, you just broke into my apartment.”
“Yeah, and you came out wielding a hair dryer. What was that supposed to do? Blow-dry me to death?”
😂😂😂😂
— Jun 23, 2026 09:07AM
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“You’re not asleep.”
That’s not what I want to hear. “If that’s true, you just broke into my apartment.”
“Yeah, and you came out wielding a hair dryer. What was that supposed to do? Blow-dry me to death?”
😂😂😂😂
LaVette LoVe
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He's a 10 and takes her on a shopping spree to the book store.
— May 27, 2026 07:44PM
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