Status Updates From Veleno a colazione

“… a person who spends 8 years learning how to make a cake will probably make you a good cake. But a person who spends 8 years as an aviator and a tailor and a math tutor and a trainer of bears in a circus will probably kill you in a plane he is flying very badly while wearing a shirt that doesn’t fit and fighting off an ill-behaved bear all the while insisting that 7 x 6 is harmonica.”