Status Updates From Emergency Contact

“The thing is,” he says softly, “I wanted to leave you. I meant to leave you. But then I realized how well I know you. And I know that if I left you here to die of your stubbornness, you’d commit yourself fully to haunting me for the rest of my days.”

“Hell, sometimes I think that fully alive, you’ve found a way to haunt me anyway.”

Alexa, toque Silver Springs

“So, you’re just . . . leaving?” I ask. “Just like that?”
“What. Mad I’m stealing your move?”

Pffffff