Status Updates From A las chicas les gustan las...

this book is driving me crazy

There is not a SINGLE serious conversation in this book where someone isn't drunk or high or both.

Don't expect me to take your manipulative, asshole, guy character seriously if you have him saying dumb shit like "Nooo don't put the lotion on me, it's pink!!!"

At that point, I don't see him as an actual person; I see him as a cartoon character.

NOOOO WAYYYYY this book has two "not like other girls" lines in it

HOWWWWW am I supposed to take this romance in a meaningful way when she keeps calling her a bitch??? 😭

who tf would start beaming after being called "multifaceted"

"'Don't poke the bear Coley,' she warns.

'Rawr.' I scrunch my hands up into little claws and paw the air"

THERE'S 250 PAGES LEFT OF THIS BOOK

"Nothing ever changes in small towns. Until it does."

the writing in this is killing me lowkey 😭

"What about a pen?"

"A pen?"

"Yeah. you know, a writing implement? What those in ancient times used to write with, before cell phones and computers?"

This book takes place in 2006.

Personally, I would choose not to hang out with the people that nearly ran me over.