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[...]so, just to be polite, I cast a tasteful glance[...]In between those marvelous breasts bumped a gold crucifix on a gold chain, & for once I wished I were a true Christian so I could be nailed to that cross."

Hilarious paragraph devoted to cleavage

[...]separated a woman from a man & yet drew him to her with the irresistible force of sliding down a slippery slope. Men had no equivalent, except, perhaps, for the only kind of male cleavage most women truly cared for, the opening & closing of a well-stuffed billfold

[...] semi-exposed breasts was not only engaging in simple lasciviousness, he was also meditating, even if unawares, on the visual embodiment of the verb "to cleave," which meant both to cut apart and to put together. A woman's cleavage perfectly illustrated this double and contradictory meaning, the breasts two separate entities with one identity. The double meaning was also present in how cleavage separated [...]

All this time I kept my gaze fixed on hers, an enormously difficult task given the gravitational pull exerted by her cleavage. While I was critical of many things when it came to so-called Western civilization, cleavage was not one of them. The Chinese might have invented gunpowder and the noodle, but the West had invented cleavage, with profound if underappreciated implications. A man gazing on semi- [...]

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