Status Updates From La Maison dans les bois

im at the edge of my mf seat... also its been a long time since ive enjoyed a book written in this style: third person, present tense. i tend to prefer writing that is quite literally inside the characters' head, and this book manages to do that, whilst using the third person of it all to dislodge us here and there... its really nice.

I NEED TO KNOW THE ENDING ASAP