Status Updates From The Trap

I have a 5 star feeling 😭🙏🏼

Angela: I violated Caroline's civil rights by attempting to detain her and refusing to leave her property

Denise: And that's exactly why you're cop material. I'll write a statement where we cover that up, and good luck on the force 🫡

"Why do I need to go with you?"

"Because this will all be over soon, and they're going to put me away for a long, long time. In these final hours, I think I should get to do things the way I want, don't you?"

no????????? I don't think you should get to?????? how is that a question

Lucy, on live television: If you're the murderer, I won't turn you in. Come find me and I just want to talk.

She's gonna be soooo surprised when she ends up getting murdered by the murderer

[This one's on the TV producers they should have cut her mic at least three minutes earlier]

UGHGHHGH this mystery kidnapper is such a boomer. "I don't want a car dash that looks like a space shuttle control panel" "the girl who broke the story... sorry, the WOMAN" "people lose their goddamn minds when you go somewhere without your phone" "I forgot, prostitutes are called sex workers now" I would just kill myself in the backseat and get it over with