Status Updates From The Marriage Act: The unmis...

How fast can I make this audiobook

oh shocking im alarmed i never guessed that this guy was gonna kill these two no waaaaaay jesus fuck

i want jeffrey dead

My brother in Christ there’s just…no fuckin stakes. Oh we could get leveled up to level two! To level three! AND? What’s that gonna concretely do to Roxi? Jeffreys either gonna fuck Luca or murder Noah (and Luca), Corrine’s vague Start Over plan has been foiled, ooh shiver me timbers Anthony’s on the wrong side of history, I hate ALL of you none of you have stakes and none of you are remotely likable

Am I depressed or are the stakes in this book just, gah, zilch

God this is a fucking slog also holy FUCK the exposition is thwacking me over the head