Status Updates From Marriage Toxin, Vol. 3

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haven’t read this in over a year but i think i know what’s going on

Ch4: they went to a park for drinks instead of a bar, cute! Eh kinda not happy with him butting in right now, dude already said he knows she doesn't need marriage right now so why is he still trying to force something. aw they're showing each other their magic tricks. He has 3 numbers now! A BUTTERFLY INVITATION

Ch3: oh he made them all think it was a dream and now fancy helicopters are taking them home. Patting everyone on their heads for all the good work they did. Oh he has gun legs, we on One Piece now. She showed up to face off with her sister who had the hit on her! Muscle uncle is crying... while lifting weights still. Where did she get the bike??

Ch2: oh she's gonna use there magician powers to fix this? Not sure how that's gonna go. They're on a hike and this girl has a full makeup pallet. Oh they're working together to do this exorcism. Dude is just laying down defeated, poor dude, begging to be killed off. WHERE WAS SHE KEEPING THAT HUGE DIY CANDY THING

Ch1: he just punched the tree and made an instant violin. Wow he didn't even play it, just threw it so he can run away, coward. Wait how does the gas stay right there? He made it heavy or something water related. They're really gonna kill a kid instead of idk just running away or something?!