Status Updates From Beyond the Ranges

“I was on Tucker. Very cool guy in person as well as on camera.”

I see she's perfected lying

replacing Cade Oldham . . . Sam Oldham.”

Wow. Churches are even dumber than I thought

The homeschool mom with, like, forty kids.”

Disgusting

“Do you like kids?” Elisa asked.

Of course not. Have you met the little demons?

“My idol is Justice Barrett,”

The one that more often than not rules against the Constitution and often sides with the liberal judges like Roberts? This woman needs a better idol.

whom I punched in the face, like a jackass.”

Why are you the jackass for punching someone maliciously destroying your property regardless of who he was?

“It’s Sam,” he told her. “I’ll go get him.

Why? He's a big boy. He can take care of himself

And I thank God, the Lord of the known and the unknown universe alike, for His grace in bringing us here, alive, and a mostly intact community.

LMAO. That was purely the work of the cyberguys or whatever they're called. Calm down, Francis

She punched him in the chest. When he didn’t respond, she punched him twice more.

Sounds like domestic abuse. Where are those cops that keep walking around but doing nothing?

But you will not be surprised to hear that I have more serious crimes to investigate. I wish you luck.”

I don't believe that at all. I am unsurprised that a cop doesn't want to do his job

Then see if we can do something with it.

What do you mean so something with it? It's food. Eat it

Or is she not here, because everything you’ve always said was bullshit, all along?”

Wow. Sam only now figured out religion is bullshit? Took him long enough

“Traded units for it,” the man called. “Opening a church! Come on down! God still remembers us, even out here in the depths of the galaxy!”

Yikes. Talk about a waste of time and money. Why not something actually useful?

Cops were always suspicious. It was the nature of the job and didn’t bother Jason a bit.

Then you're an idiot

All cops really are bastards!”

Julie is right, but for the wrong reasons